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Zahir-ud-din Mohammad Babur was born in the Fahrgana region of Uzbekistan in 1483 and would be the founder of the Mughal Empire in India, a dynasty that would last for three hundred and thirty-one years.  Babur was a descendant of Genghis Khan on his mother’s side and Tamerlane on his father’s side, so you can rest assured that he was a total A-grade assbeater.  According to most sources he was the epitome of the Muslim scholar-warrior-ruler and a total badass. Read more



Nikola Tesla

Pretty much everybody even remotely associated with real-time strategy games has heard the name Tesla before – the Serbian God of Lightning’s omnipresent, ever-zapping coils have been ruining the lives of digital Allied soldiers and gibing U.S. war machines into spare parts since the release of Command & Conquer: Red Alert in 1996 – but surprisingly few people these days are familiar with the life and times of one of humankind’s most eccentric, badass, and volumetrically-insane scientific super-geniuses. Read more



Abu Azrael

Here is a picture of a gigantically-jacked bald guy with a huge beard stomping through the bullet-riddled streets of Tikrit, Iraq during one of the largest and most brutal urban street warfare the Middle East has ever seen. Read more






The Group D’Intervention de la Gendarmerie Nationale is one of the world’s oldest and most combat-experienced counter-terrorist organizations on earth.  Trained with some of the most intense firearms qualifications this side of a Call of Duty weapon select screen, these ski-mask-wearing terrorist-annihilating police commandos are also the only CT force to carry revolvers as their official sidearm, parachuting into combat situations or raiding terrorist-held container ships while packing a respectable-ass . Read more



King Abdullah II

You don’t need a hard-hitting behind the scenes indie direct-to-Netflix documentary expose to know that ISIS is pretty much the most horrible thing since the series finale of Battlestar Galactica.  In a lot of ways these guys are like the perfect villains for our time and place, because ISIS is to Muslims what the Nazis are to modern-day Germans – even the people they’re supposed to be fighting for hate their guts with the unrivaled fury of a thousand burning intergalactic supernovas. Read more